OMG WTH LOL!

Excerpts from Mag's blog:

30 Dec, 01 18

thank god i was two metres away when i burped out really loud
ops, i forgot that i am in her room now


30 Dec, 02 58

okay before i start , i'll clarify - i am not les.
gekk has skinny hot legs man
i know she's going to whack me, pinch me,
or whatever
she's violent please

Wow, I didn't know she actually tries to stifle her burps around me. Yeah, it's one of my pet peeves, burping. I think twice as gross as farting, and I almost never burp out loud.

The girl really thinks that I am a pinching, slapping madwoman, what the hell. But all is forgiven with that hot legs line, hohoho ;p.



Last night was a haze. I have been feeling incredibly unmotivated of late, and that sucks. I need to do well. I know I won't be getting into any prestigious local university at any rate, but I need to show myself that I can do it. And do it I have! I just have to keep this up and console myself that I could have done better.

Damn, I'm all sedated right now from the Service report but yay, I'm supping with Mag, Dansen and maybe even Leslie later! It's a long overdue reunion!



Terence shared a story with us today. I really like this one, so I'll be nice and share it with you.

Elephants, unlike tigers and lions, are not kept in enclosures. Instead, they are chained to the ground by a single nail. You would think that the elephant, what with it being one of the strongest mammals around, would be gone within seconds, but that hasn't been the case. The reason behind this? They had been chained when they were infants, when they hadn't been able to muster enough strength to break free. They had all once tried to escape, but as their attempts had time and time again been proven futile, they gave up hope. The memory of the nail pinning them down got locked in their heads, thus they don't ever bother trying to escape even after they are fully grown and wield great power.

But should the day come when an elephant needs to take flight in the face of danger, it will realise its true strength and never be chained by a nail again.

I hope the story didn't lose its flavour, and that you get the moral behind it (of course you got it, duh).

I have always known that to live life fully, you have to immerse yourself in the unknown and crush mental barriers, but the Cameron trip really re-enforced the whole idea. I'm very much the city slicker, but scaling Gunung Brinchang brought me this crazy wave of sublimity that I could never have gotten playing pool or shopping. I know the mountain is a mere 3.5km but it felt like I was on the top of the world up there! Man, everyone should try it!


Oh hey, here's another one:

A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...."

he sighed,



"...let's put all these Frosties back in the box"

Cue guffaw! OK, Terence didn't tell us that. Uncovered a whole lot of blonde jokes googling the elephant story online (still didn't find it though- look, I wrote it for you!).


One last one for the road:

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"

LOL.