This report is by far the toughest report I have ever done! Thought I could quickly whip up some fluff and serve it but this is killing me. No, really. Club's membership capacity is reached but I'm still supposed market it? Goodness, I'm not even a marketing student! And yeah, I'm not an experienced businesswoman, so how in the blue hell am I supposed to know how to improve the club's facilities, huh?

Why don't you just flush my diploma down the toilet right now? Seems like that's what this project was engineered to do.