A confused beth trespassed into the bathroom when I was in the shower just now! It was wriggling and shimmying for all it was worth, looking far from seductive. I was so afraid it would lose grip and fall!

Don't say that wouldn't happen. I've witnessed a backflip before, complete with the sickening splat on the floor; I was marooned on the dining table for at least ten minutes after that because the bugger chose the area I needed to cross to injure itself and lick its wounds. Oh crap, I didn't mean that literally but now I have an image of that in my head.


Here's yesterday's unpublished blog entry, before it expires. To me, a post expires when the content is no longer applicable.

11 Feb, 00 29

I have to stop watching TV! It's been back to back episodes of good stuff - CSI, more CSI (not Miami, thankfully) and The Nanny.

Yeah, I like The Nanny, big hair and all. And Seinfeld, and Friends. Starworld/Hallmark's been showing these old sitcoms and I think they're way better than the hit shows these days. Does anyone really laugh watching 30 Rock or is it just cool to be watching Tina Fey?

(This is where I realise that sitcoms are the closest thing I'm gonna get to review on since I don't think I'll be catching a movie anytime soon. Please don't recommend Dear John - a show that's all about pining and being lovelorn is a waste of money and time. I'd rather watch Ratatouille for the gazillionth time.)

Back then, it was all about satire and punchlines. I don't care if the humour's as shallow as "Do you live in his house? (Yes.) Do you take care of his children? (Yes.) Do you have sex? (No! *adamant*) Well, then you're married!" It's funny! Funnier than a guy called Tracy clucking like a chicken, that's for sure. There also seemed to be an over-usage of the blink-turn-smile wryly thing, though I thought it was a clever way of cuing laughter.

Now, it's slapstick and more slapstick; you get numb to it after awhile. A very short while.

I didn't publish this yesterday because I wanted to turn it into a review but was too tired to, but I've since realised that it's quite impossible.